Archives: Random Quote Library

A very outdated but still vaguely amusing list of quotes from yours truly, and recorded by me and my friends. As per requested.

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[04:51:38] Yin: cant find any rabbits on there
[04:51:51] Yin: gonna die from lack of squashy looking rabbit syndrome

[19:22:59] Mei: well
[19:23:05] Mei: he has the green laser pen
[19:23:09] Yin: steal it
[19:23:12] Yin: blind him with it
[19:23:14] Yin: and then run like someone stuck a sharpened baguette into your behind

(20:05) Donut: dude you sound like a muffled ferret down a gutter being stabbed by a needle

[19:23:12] Yin: no really, stop before that chair gets revenge for you tripping over it
[19:23:16] Yin: chairs are lethal when provoked

[23:38:38] Bob Dole: lol u got owned donut
[23:38:42] Yin: owned like your face

[06:07:31] Tithe of Dep: omg hahah oh damn thats so ugly
[06:07:58] Tithe of Dep: hahahah
[06:09:24] Yin: joe i thought i told you to stop playing with that mirror
[06:09:29] Yin: you might hurt yourself

[01:55:12] Yin: run away
[01:55:15] Yin: before i strike you down with this used tissue

[07:05:34] Yin: you spiderman wannabe
[07:05:40] Tithe of Dep: hahahah
[07:05:51] Tithe of Dep: dont make me kill you with me webs
[07:06:06] Yin: joe thats a spoon
[07:06:13] Tithe of Dep: lies
[07:06:18] Yin: like your face
[07:06:43] Tithe of Dep: you called my face a spoon?
[07:06:49] Yin: that's not what your mom said
[07:06:50] Tithe of Dep: WTf is up with you nubcakes
[07:06:59] Yin: like a fox
[07:07:09] Tithe of Dep: WTF
[07:07:12] Yin: pwned
[07:07:19] Tithe of Dep: I swear you guys say anything
[07:07:32] Yin: that's a mirror
[07:07:50] Tithe of Dep: see like that
[07:07:54] Tithe of Dep: Randomness
[07:07:59] Yin: that's not what your face said
[07:09:21] Tithe of Dep: ok...you go play with yourself cause you and
mei get on that "I make no sense but its sense to me"
comebacks
[07:10:06] Yin: like your mom

[23:07:22] Yin: oh
[23:07:26] Yin: did you get to the part where
[23:07:30] Yin: that girl gets sliced up
[23:07:33] Yin: that was good
[23:07:53] The night sh: lol i just seen the fisrt couple of secs
[23:08:35] Yin: ohnoes my arm
[23:08:38] Yin: ohnoes my other arm
[23:08:40] Yin: ahh my leg
[23:08:42] Yin: noo my other leg
[23:08:43] The night sh: i still downloading it
[23:08:50] Yin: then she was still alive
[23:08:52] Yin: and survived somehow
[23:09:03] Yin: after just being this stump with a head

[00:19:30] Yin says:
*stands inside a fridge*

[23:45:48] The night sh: how dam you
[23:46:01] Yin: i rulez0rz teh intarweb
[23:46:13] Yin: lo0l!!!11!
[23:46:23] The night sh: lol
[23:46:23] Yin: ph33r my 1337ness
[23:46:46] The night sh: nope
[23:46:52] Yin: damnz0rz j00
[23:46:58] Yin: b3n

[19:26:59] Yin: oh
[19:27:05] Yin: brb while i die then

[21:35:19] Yin: heh not really, but there's enough butter in this shortbread biscuit to make anorexic people fat just by looking at it

[01:50:05] Yin: if you're bored, pretend your face is a hammer and hit it against a nail
[01:50:18] Yin: well, it worked for the last guy i spoke to at least
[01:50:25] Yin: never heard from him again

[20:24:23] Yin says:
your hedgehog looks like a foot rest